funkybug:

(baby starts to speak its first words)

baby: d..d…

me: dad ? :-)

baby: die cis scum

beenbadana:

i won’t be impressed w hijabi fashion until i see more black/plus size hijabis being praised for their style and creativity and not being shunned or accused of dressing provocatively in the same outfits pale skinny muslimahs wear.

i know girls who are accused of dressing inappropriately in abayas and i’m aware of how female blackness is hypersexualized and consumed, not just here but in many muslim countries too.

so yh, more black/ plus size hijabi fashion pls and thanks.

spongebob rp

rustboro:

erureido:

rustboro:

[Mr. Krabs was panicked, and he burst into his restaurant.]

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Who took me secret formuler!?

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[President Nixon looks crestfallen, as he had been looking forward to a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty for so long that he couldnt help himself and stole the formula. ]

I’m so sorry Eugene, ive hurt you once again

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Ya betrayed me for the last time, Nixon. Your beloved country will fall

partlylesbian:

more-complex-than-youthink:

thelesbianguide:

popculturebrain:

New Trailer: ‘Orange Is the New Black' Season 2 - June 6

HOLY FUCK YES GIVE YOU TO ME NOW!

Yes yes YES 😍😍😍
findbeautyintheimperfect

The most important thing

honeyflowed:

blackcreaturefromthelagoon:

"why do black girls smack their lips and roll their necks all the time" idk why do white boys fuck their pets and shoot their classmates

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Excuse me?
God giving you another chance after you say the wrong thing to African-American moms. African American Proverb: Black Parent Edition (via blackproverbs)

elisaddiq:

nasturbate:

it just got so much better

Ain’t he say he make yo girl squirt milk?

person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not
guy:

wtf is he supposed to be beating his meat

guy:

wtf is he supposed to be beating his meat

morphine-and-cigarettes:

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER CALL YOURS🙋